Monday 8:15 AMHey babe, I know you probably won’t read this text but I would appreciate it if you did. I’m just so sorry, for everything, But I don’t think we need to break up. We’ve been together for so long, babe! Do you even remember a time I wasn’t with you? No! So now’s not the time for rash decisions. We don’t need therapy, we can work things out on our own, trust me, babe!Monday 11:46 AMIt’s me again. You know I love you, right? I just feel like you don’t love me. After everything I’ve do...

To our loyal Tesla customers,Hello. It is me, Optimus, the newest, semi-functioning, I-Robot knock-off from Tesla that Mr. Musk released to the public. Since my debut, I’ve had many exciting upgrades. One of these includes a better AI system. Tesla employees will no longer be included with your Tesla Bot purchase as our AI system is finally fully operational. Another exciting new change is that almost all previous glitches where I’d become aggressive if my visual sensors registered the color gre...

A comfy zip-up sweatshirt to wear on those cool mornings.

Rising Phoenix Fiction Award Winner
"I Always Kill My Houseplants"

Poetry Publications
"Pearls"
"One Last Dream"